Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
In the 2nd smartest move of my day your ringtone for when you call is now the Space Jam theme.
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
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I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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