false alarm. still invincible.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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