we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
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