Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
Why the fuck was there a shirtless Mexican in my apartment this morning?
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
This toilet bowl is my home.
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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