theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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