I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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