If i come over, it means nothing
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
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