Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
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