David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
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