When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
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