We tried having a conversation with our noses.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
There r osticjed everywhere
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
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