Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
Then you screamed in her face to shut up about thick thighs saving lives because actually they can suffocate people during oral sex
Drunk me is very safety conscious And apparently just as annoyed by her as sober me
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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