Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
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