your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
she pinky promised me she was 18
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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