i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
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