He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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