I wish I could be a nicer person. Or a more sober one.
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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