You surviving the open bar?
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is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
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