All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
I got drunken sympathy for the whales' plight last night and signed up to give $50 monthly to Greenpeace. Calling to cancel was worse than the hangover.
Hear that? That's the wail of a dying whale. Murderer.
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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