How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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