Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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