she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
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