Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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