I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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