I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
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