Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
either way he was missing a nipple.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
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