well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
as soon as I walked into work this morning, my boss called me out on my hangover, patted me on the back and said I'm getting time an a half for even showing up. Did I really look that bad this morning?
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
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