I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
grandma shit on top of the toilet
Please, let me fuck your mom
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
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