Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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