stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
awoke with 47 plastic lawn flamingos in my bed and on surrounding floor. explanation?
you said they were your minions of evil that protected you from ferrets.
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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