so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
As shirtless as possible
My mom just came into the kitchen and watched me take a double shot of whiskey and chase it with a beer and said "you are my son." Proudest family moment ever
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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