everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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