Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
vagina is talking i cant
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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