Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
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