Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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