U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
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