How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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