i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
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