I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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