I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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