just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
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