Say something about gay babies.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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