before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
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