So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
I just realized I use Twitter to keep of track of when I get drunk.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
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