it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
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