# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
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