This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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