Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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