maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
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