omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
Randomize
