Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
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