is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
Great parenting moment: noticing your kid is going to puke from gorging fish sticks and sending her outside. Then watching her puke on your dog.
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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