I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
Randomize
