Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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