just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
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