And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
3pm strippers are depressing
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
The feeling are messing with the penis
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
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